Sex Wax

The entire house had begun to reek of coconut.  It was becoming truly disgusting!

So I called up Revered Son and said, "The entire house is beginning to reek of coconut.  Why?"  Revered Son likes the smell of coconut - he thinks it smells of cool surfing, and I believe a lot of his Lynx products are flavoured with it.  In my day, boys at his stage of development  used to have those little green bottles of Brut instead.  I always kept my 16 yr old boyfriend's spotty neckerchief nearby to sniff, as it was drenched in the stuff, which to my nose is still highly evocative and smells lovely!

Meanwhile, as far as I'm concerned, coconut smells of 15 year old son, and I don't want it wafting around the parts of our home that guests occupy.

Revered Son said, "There's a small piece of cardboard hanging from the lamp in my bedroom at the top of the house.  It's called 'Sex Wax' and you can move it to the Bothy if you like."

Well I did just that, and the awful aroma disappeared from our house straight away.  

I daren't open the door of the Bothy again though, I might faint! At least it will no longer stink of tobacco and joss sticks. But I am now worried that this 'Sex Wax' thing's smell is going to start permeating around the garden and everyone will think they're on a beach!