Publicity - that old chestnut

Last night I indulged myself with two episodes of 'Four In a Bed', the reality show featuring competing B&Bs.

Loyal readers will remember that the show asked me to be on it, and I haven't told you what happened next.

Well I refused, because they wouldn't allow Beloved Daughter (12) to come with me on the visits to other B&Bs, due to legal restraints, requirements for carers, nannies, bodyguards, licensing, restricted hours, etc etc etc.  Bummer! So I'm not doing it, which is a great shame, as it would have been a real laugh and a very interesting experience.

The outcome might prove fascinating too.  Ex-esteemed Partner told me that 'Probably the Cheapest B&B in Falmouth' where he is a regular, after being featured on 'The Hotel Inspector', received 62,000 hits on its website!  Well I wouldn't want that - it would be a nightmare! I've got the perfect number of guests already!

But hark!  I hear a car arriving.  My next guests are here.  I must go and welcome them...