16/7/2014 0 Comments Mad About The RatingsUnits of Turkish Wine: 502: fags: 111; Baclava Calorie Count: 15,432; Minutes spent with children: 0; interesting conversations: 0; number of times giggled: 0; passes from Turkish waiters: 0; passes from English Dads: 0; minutes spent sailing: 0; lengths swum: 20 (its an Olympic sized pool); wardrobe malfunctions: 1: (my swimming costume is a small size 12); clouds:0.
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