LoveLife - Lack Of

I got dumped.

By email.

After a four month sort-of relationship.

Not impressed.  So being me, I rang him up and said so.  

So now I'm back on the old Times Encounters again.  Maybe I'll give Guardian Soulmates a go too.  It's possible the people on that are more thoughtful and interesting,  but the minute they hear I read the Daily Mail for its coverage of Britain's Got Talent (the whole of Page 3 was devoted to a performing Eagle Owl yesterday), they'll run away from me, howling in anguish.

I am a woman of substance.  I have a beautiful large home, a thriving business, financial security, two well-balanced (at the moment anyway) children at private school, land, an income, loads of friends, functional loving family, cordial relationship with X, hardly any baggage, hardly any bitterness, I am tall, fit, good looking (I hope anyway, can't really tell), friendly, funny and independent.

If were a man on that site, I would be eaten alive.  But because I'm not, it's a very different kettle of fish. I am insufficiently vulnerable.

Zoe Ball has just played a song on Radio 2 called "I'm coming back as a Man".  I'm off to download it onto my iPod.