Life Enhancer

What do you think of the picture?

It's the first anyone has taken of me for three years and I thought it was rather good, so I've used it on Times Encounters and subscribed again - after all, it's only £32 and could change my life for ever.

It struck me that out of 6000 students all of similar age and background potentially available when I was at Exeter University, which I attended in order to find a husband, and I never even found a boyfriend, the likelihood of finding someone nearish Dartmoor via a website is absolutely miniscule, and it's a numbers game.

I thought you might be a bit curious as to what I have written, so I am going to let you see.

WHY SHOULD PEOPLE GET TO KNOW YOU?

I'm good-looking, confident, clever, charismatic, sorted, solvent, sexy, posh,  educated, easy-going, funny, cheerful, warm, kind, empathetic, decent and loyal, modest and humble.

And mobile.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

You see the bigger picture.  Cliches are not really your thing.

You are highly articulate, know what you want and like, and are so comfortable in your own skin that you don't care very much what other people think. 

You are very strong and confident, with a terrific sense of humour and a ready, warm smile.  

If you are a trifle egocentric, I don't care - you are entitled to be.  I will respect you and support you, and together we can achieve the impossible if we feel like it - hand in hand. Or just eat scallops pronounced scollops somewhere nice - I hesitate to say 'in front of the fire'. 

People will love us as a couple because we are friendly, funny, exciting and dynamic. I will enjoy that, but you won't be particularly bothered one way or the other.

etc

What do you think?  I am hoping now to be inundated with messages.  I'll let you know how it goes!

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