Bored and Mischievous

Oh dear.  I need some more guests.  I've got time on my hands and I can feel myself about to get into trouble again.

You know my fascination with internet dating sites? Well I've logged myself in as a widowed barrister called FitzwilliamDarcy, 'tall, brooding and loaded'; and written some copy which I think will appeal to women like me. No pic, obviously.

I was prompted to do this because some hunk calling himself Carbon56 from Blandford, put up pics of himself hugging his dog, bike and surfboard, and, despite not bothering to write anything, went straight to No 1 in the Times Encounters Lonely Hearts Top 20! Honestly - I despair of womankind.

Having completed my bloke's profile I went searching for women the computer thought I might suit, and bumped straight into one of my good girlfriends who's married!  So I sent her a jolly message and moved on.

Well my faceless profile has been up for literally two minutes, and I've already got two fans, and open access to private pics!!

Perhaps I should jump the great divide!