Plenty of Room for Willies

Ben Hardon has contacted me via Owners Direct about renting my house!

His comprises my third enquiry, even though my entry on the Owners Direct website has only been up for a month or two! It's going to work! I am going to make my fortune by renting out my house! He has completed the form and says he wants to stay with his five children for two nights, January 31st and Feb 1st.

"I'm single too! love to stay with my children. FYI i have a big willy!" he writes. I note with increasing dismay that the email address he gives is [email protected]

I'm not sure what to do about this - whether to report the incident to Owners Direct or what. So I forward his message to my great mate Susannah, who has two houses for rent via Owners Direct herself.

She is horrified, having never been contacted by a weirdo, and advises me to play down the 'single mum' bit on the copy of my website entry.

Driving Revered Son back to his school for the beginning of term, when he asks me how the new rental business is going I hesitantly tell him about this incident.

Oh how he larfs.

"That was me! I was typing it up, in the kitchen, while you were preparing supper last night," he chortles.

I give myself another mental reminder to amend the typo that is still on display for all to enjoy on my website entry Property Ref E7392: "Plenty of room for willies, macs and outside toys in the cloakroom".