Nothing Works Faster than Anadin

I'm going to make Esteemed Partner Rich and Famous (even though he doesn't want to be).

Just as I did with Ex (who did).

And you heard about it here first!

You see, EP can cure headaches!  It's true, because I know! First hand! And it's so, so simple!

That Anadin ad, 'for tense, nervous headaches'  has caused SO much misunderstanding. EP explained that your actual brain can't hurt.  So my constant, on-going headaches aren't being caused by stress.  They are simply caused by my holding my head in the same place for too long - writing this for instance.

EP says the little muscles in the back of the neck aren't designed to hold up such a big heavy thing in one place for hours on end.  They are meant to dip and dive as you move your head a lot, when you're not doing unnatural things like sitting in front of a PC screen all day.  He says everybody knows this already, but I don't think they do.  I certainly haven't read about it in the Daily Mail recently.  And have been under the impression for years that Nothing is just as ineffective as Anadin.

I call EP 'Artist of Touch'.  He releases these seized muscles by gently putting increased pressure on the 'trigger points' which are causing them to jam, resulting in the pain that you feel in the muscles further up around your skull.  I sat quietly in a kitchen chair while he exercised his technique on me.  It took about 15 minutes, while my sceptical mother, back towards us, carried on washing up the family lunch.

Well blow me down.  It worked.  I mucked out the horses and came back smiling.

And the next day I consciously moved my head around as I was bashing away on the keyboard (no one was looking, so it didn't matter that I looked like a crazy woman (or 'special', in the rather unattractive words of Revered Son).  Come 4.30am that night, and no daily dreaded headache appeared.  Wow!

AND.  EP can do the same thing for backs too.  In fact it was problems with his own back that got him into researching trigger points.  He is probably the greatest expert on them in the South West, but is currently too modest to blow his own cornetto.  He could change the lives of thousands and thousands of pain-racked people.

So I am going to tell the world about him and his special powers!  But I am not quite ready to yet.  I've got to market my B&B, House Rental, and Poet first.  Then I will be Onto It.  Watch this space!!